I was in high school, peak Muay Thai, I was doing my reps, and I also frequented the arcade, I loved the KoF moves as well. I noticed that some really good looking girls were hainging out in the mall, and it turns out they were Jewish. Their noses were not that huge, maybe they were Azhkenazi. Anyway, I wanted in on the goods, so I came up with a crazy ass plan to bone them, I was pretty much a degenerate to be honest, I was also going through the motions, my brazilian GF was not into getting super pounded at the time.
I noticed that my friend Marco was destroying a baseball cap and I saw potential, it could be converted into a kippah. I bought that piece of cloth from him and wore it. I also pretended to have a Queens accent, thank you Fran Drescher for that sitcom.
I eventually got to convince one of the ladies that I was in fact some sort of Jew, and I showed my penis to her, and it's circumcised, but not by a Rabbi, it's some medical thing I had to go through when I was a child It's a nice job I'm told, although I wish I wasn't cut, there's not point to that.
There were 2 girls, one was very pretty, the other wasn't that much, I got to hook up with the pretty one and we were banging at her place. Pretty awesome tbh, I went as far as saying if I could bone her friend, with a condom, that's what condoms are for. Little did I know that her friend was full degenerate, the details escape me but I believe her mother was divorced and she wanted action too, I had to say yes, I was full of that raw kundalini back then.
I was doing that on schooldays, getting to a wednesday looking tired, but full of joy, ignoring the girl from Brazil, completely, and that would make me interesting to her. And that's were things started to stray, as she would periodically check up on me, and would want to destroy my new found happiness. She told the girls I wasn't a Jew and I wasn't from Queens.
It's fuzzy on what happened exactly, I can't remember the specifics of the "breakup" but the last thing I remember is this. Seems like the Jewish boys from that small community were up to my scheme and how could a non Jew start lying and treat them as cattle, that's not right, only they can do that shit. I was at the mall wearing my makeshift kippah, and they got violent. They were trashing me around, I wasn't expecting it, but I took the punishment because I needed the Hyenas to get rounded up on me. After I saw all of them around me, KABOOM. Punches, kicks, grabs, knees, elbows, it was the whole Thailand experience on those weak fuckers that can only fight 5 on 1.
[and then the matrix broke]
Some old rabbi appeared, out of nowhere, his presence like if a ghost, he was being annoying, and just wanted to be scare me off I guess, but I went into Constantine mode. I had to let him choke me a bit, and it took some energy to do it, that rabbi teleported to my position, we're talking one-way trip from Isra-hell to Mexico. Needless to say, that old man took quite a beating, I sho-ryu-ken'd his ass, and my final blow was I hit his adam's apple hard, I broke his esophagous. Guy was having a hard time breathing. One of the Jew kids went screaming for help, a mall cop got to my position and eventually local police. I got rid of the local police easily by joining them with their own cuffs and kicking them around, 2 officers for little ol' me, not enough buckos.
I explained to the officers in the nicest of ways that I had to write down a confession, like I'm doing so right now, and went to an internet cafe, does don't exist anymore... I did a word document and printed it.
As I had both officers in custody I came back to the Jews, some of them had dislocated elbows, turned around kneecaps, they were injured. I spoke as if I was a Rothchild and told them that they were fair game for me, and only me. That they should shut up and take the fifth.
I didn't do a second of jail time, that rabbi died because he neglected medical assitance and nobody knew how the fuck he got there without an airplane, no passport, just some Isra-hell id on him.
You can't call me an antisemite though, I totally boned all those Jew ladies.
