Youtube is run by the laziest faggots

 This has got to be the dumbest take down notice of all time.  Those useless drones at youtube took down a video I didn't even remember I had.  It pictures the Silk Road before it got busted, the historical value alone is worth it.  I just find it really annoying because instead of having a conversation, or just giving me time to back it up and put it on rumble instead of their Bolschevik hide-out, fuck em honestly.

So, I had to screencapture it straight from the content creator thing.  Maybe it needs more context, this is an old school project that showcased the silk road back when it used to operate.

 

Dreamed her again, this time I could really feel the love.

 Another noteworthy dream.  This time there was a bunch of symbolism.  I had to fish her out of the water.  I called a cruise company on the phone and it felt like I had unlimited credit.

 She was speaking to me through thoughts, she knows everything about me, about the problems with my family.

 She had a fat ass, I love that, and she probably knows.

 

I'm not sure what to do. 

I had a nice dream last night, it is noteworthy

 Last night I went on a nice walk over to the mountain, I held my catholic merch with me, a Rosario.  I was hoping for something to happen, that my prayers would glitch the matrix, but everything was peaceful, no ruckus, no nothing.

 I headed back home with disbelief, what did I do wrong?  Do I need to get higher up the mountain, I can't the guards might see me, I can't metal gear my way into this one with regular looking clothes, my camo index is crap.

 And then my dream happened, she was there, I felt her warmth, she waits for me, the woman of my castle awaits my return, but she denies my chariot.  Probably because it's not the most discreet way.

 I will find another way my dear, I'm trying to remember everything, as usual.

 

Only my woman and me can understand this jibberish.

 

Christ is king.

Shit U might need to know about netgear vpns.

 Do you own a RAX 45, maybe a RAX120.  I've done the research, the troubleshooting, and I got advice for anyone wanting to fake that they're at their home IP.

First off you gotta find a way to get that sweet user/pass if your ISP does PPPoE.  If you can't, well, shit brah.  Maybe there's another way to get that working for ya, perhaps some mac address cloning, either way, the best way to get this working is to make your netgear the main router and your ISP GPON should just be a layer 2 switch.

This guide assumes you're not a complete moron or have some sort of technical training, maybe you're a student and you want to "try it out"  And with that said, your Netgear router must be in router mode, I won't tell you where to do that, look it up or something.

This first image shows you the menu, you want to hit advanced or you'll get nowhere to be honest.

This should be your first stop if your provider has a VLAN for internet data, good ol' Mexican telecom is 881.  Maybe your isp has IPTV (which is probably dead due to netflix and other streaming shit) you indicate it  here and select a port on your router to dish out that IPTV.

Next stop is Setup so you can get to the internet setup.

If you're just going to clone a mac address, forget about logins, but if you're gonna do some PPPoE dialing, this is the preferred method, it's pretty self explanatory, user/password type stuff.  Wan aggregation if you got more than 1 WAN, 5G Ethernet if your ISPs GPON supports it, man if you're going that fast and you came here for pointers, I don't get it.

Like I said, cloning a mac, or using another should be indicated here.

Next stop is dynamic dns, did I mention this is a VPN guide, you probably forgot, for some reason netgear won't let you activate the vpn thing if you don't get some dns alias working.  You might even have a fixed IP, it still won't work, I suggest you get their free no-ip service.  It's good for a single IP.  Excellent if you're cheap like I was with all my former girlfriends.

Are we there yet?  You enable the vpn service by clicking on that box over there.  And here comes the best part, the space oddity.  The windows config is horseshit, don't download it, MAC OS X, someone tell me if it works I don't own an overpriced BSD server pretending to be a desktop.  Smartphone works on mobile AND on fucking winblowz, probably on Linux too.  You get a single file with both keys, no fuzz, no hazzle, just download OpenVPN and import that sucker.

Last but not least, set your controls to auto, there are reasons to choose all sites or home network only, mainly if you don't trust other people using your own vpn and you want to limit their ability to spoof your IP, but if you trust them/you, auto is fine.

 

This last and obscure config file will be available after you correctly import your config file on Openvpn, remember that auto thing?  You can toggle it client side with a line of code I commented with #, redirect-gateway will enable  you to impersonate that IP you want to surf as.  For mobile devices, I suggest creating 2 config files, one with and one without that line of code.

That's it, you did it, you made a VPN server with a netgear device.

No one will read this, and I'm okay with it.

I lost my bird, it's devastating

 Harley, my cockateel just died due to cold temperatures.  Last year I would turn on the heat, I don't feel like doing it for some reason, I like the cold, but clearly she didn't.  I 'm crying because she gave a last chirp that could of possibly be heard all over the apartment.  It was her spirit saying goodbye, I don't deserve such amenities, that's what makes it a conflict in my mind.  I had an awesome time with her, sharing my leftover food, letting her sit on my lap or my shoulder.  I feel dumb, really stupid.  I hope I can recover, no one will read this but me, and let that be my therapy.

That one time I had to annihilate a happy merchant

This story is so old, I was having trouble remembering all the facts, and it seems I got them all, so here goes.

I was in high school, peak Muay Thai, I was doing my reps, and I also frequented the arcade, I loved the KoF moves as well.  I noticed that some really good looking girls were hainging out in the mall, and it turns out they were Jewish.  Their noses were not that huge, maybe they were Azhkenazi.  Anyway, I wanted in on the goods, so I came up with a crazy ass plan to bone them, I was pretty much a degenerate to be honest, I was also going through the motions, my brazilian GF was not into getting super pounded at the time.

I noticed that my friend Marco was destroying a baseball cap and I saw potential,  it could be converted into a kippah.  I bought that piece of cloth from him and wore it.  I also pretended to have a Queens accent, thank you Fran Drescher for that sitcom.

I eventually got to convince one of the ladies that I was in fact some sort of Jew, and I showed my penis to her, and it's circumcised, but not by a Rabbi, it's some medical thing I had to go through when I was a child  It's a nice job I'm told, although I wish I wasn't cut, there's not point to that.

There were 2 girls, one was very pretty, the other wasn't that much, I got to hook up with the pretty one and we were banging at her place.  Pretty awesome tbh, I went as far as saying if I could bone her friend, with a condom, that's what condoms are for.  Little did I know that her friend was full degenerate, the details escape me but I believe her mother was divorced and she wanted action too, I had to say yes, I was full of that raw kundalini back then.

 I was doing that on schooldays, getting to a wednesday looking tired, but full of joy, ignoring the girl from Brazil, completely, and that would make me interesting to her.  And that's were things started to stray, as she would periodically check up on me, and would want to destroy my new found happiness.  She told the girls I wasn't a Jew and I wasn't from Queens.

It's fuzzy on what happened exactly, I can't remember the specifics of the "breakup" but the last thing I remember is this.  Seems like the Jewish boys from that small community were up to my scheme and how could a non Jew start lying and treat them as cattle, that's not right, only they can do that shit.  I was at the mall wearing my makeshift kippah, and they got violent.  They were trashing me around, I wasn't expecting it, but I took the punishment because I needed the Hyenas to get rounded up on me.  After I saw all of them around me, KABOOM.  Punches, kicks, grabs, knees, elbows, it was the whole Thailand experience on those weak fuckers that can only fight 5 on 1.

[and then the matrix broke]

Some old rabbi appeared, out of nowhere, his presence like if a ghost, he was being annoying, and just wanted to be scare me off I guess, but I went into Constantine mode.  I had to let him choke me a bit, and it took some energy to do it, that rabbi teleported to my position, we're talking one-way trip from Isra-hell to Mexico.  Needless to say, that old man took quite a beating, I sho-ryu-ken'd his ass, and my final blow was I hit his adam's apple hard, I broke his esophagous.  Guy was  having a hard time breathing.  One of the Jew kids went screaming for help, a mall cop got to my position and eventually local police.  I got rid of the local police easily by joining them with their own cuffs and kicking them around, 2 officers for little ol' me, not enough buckos.

I explained to the officers in the nicest of ways that I had to write down a confession, like I'm doing so right now, and went to an internet cafe, does don't exist anymore... I did a word document and printed it.

As I had both officers in custody I came back to the Jews, some of them had dislocated elbows, turned around kneecaps, they were injured.  I spoke as if I was a Rothchild and told them that they were fair game for me, and only me.  That they should shut up and take the fifth.

I didn't do a second of jail time, that rabbi died because he neglected medical assitance and nobody knew how the fuck he got there without an airplane, no passport, just some Isra-hell id on him.

You can't call me an antisemite though, I totally boned all those Jew ladies.

That time I threw my keyboard at my former boss

 It's inevitable, once I start writing stuff I get flashbacks of stuff that I think might of happened.  So, here goes, story time.  I had recently obtained that Chinese block of aluminum keyboard from massdrop, before it was only Drop.  It was in fact before I got the cool orange keyset.  I don't remember exactly what I was coding at the time.  It must have been some some SQL shit.  I was not happy with the payout, my salary was subpar.

I got into the specifics of saving to rom on the keyboard.  It has the ability to have some layers and macros, I decided to use the macros to save my code, instead of using something traditional like, regular storage space.  So any sort of progress was saved on the keyboard directly.  For my boss, that was truly a mystery and he really wanted to know where the hell everything was.  If I recall correctly a new employee just started with us at the company and he was also helping out.  He's not relevant to the story other than giving me a timeframe.  Letting me know when the hell this happened of course.

The project was getting pretty good, but the way I would start it up was unorthodox.  Loading up from keyboard flash, inserting directly into ram, not saving a single thing on the hard drive.  The boss started to get bothered, he wanted to see the code for some reason, and I made him think loading it up was a simple task.  It was hidden behind a layer and inside a macro that was called with specific keys.  It had to have been something like CTRL + V + F11 + layer shift.  And that pissed him to no end, all he could come up with was stuff I had in the clip board from the operating system, I was in the mood to troll as well, I asked for a pay raise like if it was no biggie, no can do sir, that boss is a POS.

His frustration only grew and I think I knew what was gonna happen. He found the reset switch, like any hardware appliance there's a way to reset it.  And that's what he did, behind my back.  There was no backup, no secondary storage, that was it, the whole of the code was there.  And he, the boss fucked it up, he thought he was teaching a lesson or something.  Even I got pissed.  So, to demonstrate my anger, to fulfill my rage, I chose the path of chaos.  I grabbed my thick slab of aluminum and used it as a hammer, I destroyed his brand new bluetooth keyboard, smashed it into bits, he got scared too.

That should have been it, he wasn't physically harmed, at best just a little bit of PTSD nothing to write home about.  But it didn't end there, he physically bothered one day.  He was toying with me, frustrating me, being a little bitch behind my back.  I disconnected the slab once more, this time, I was about to do a physics class on angular movement and electromagnetic forces.  I spun the slab like an Italian chef would to make a pizza, hard to do, since it's a rectangle.  I threw it up in the air in angle, it was spinning like a  helicopter, and that's when the magic happened.  It stood there for a second or too, was I approached my target, the boss was there looking up at it, I approached slowly, and waited for it to come down a bit, it's hard to explain without a diagram. The office had 2 rows of cubicles which ended in the wall, the other side was like a corridor, ample enough for 2, he was sandwiched between the other wall, and somebody else, Brenda.  I'm not sure why she got up.  I approached to strike him, he escaped, only to be met with the flying slab, it hit his leg, it spun more, and hit his balls from behind, he screamed in pain.  I took the slab and he slowly headed to the exit, I ran to him and struck him like you would a baseball, I homerunned him out of the office, he literally flew.

He cried like a baby in the parking lot, his ego was shattered, and he was truly injured, bruises on his legs.  He called 911 and said that I was armed, with a keyboard.

That's definitely not the end of it.  He was ready to proceed legally, what I did was a crime with ill intent, not to kill him, bot to show him a lesson that can only be taught with pain.   I was aware of the situation, so I called my good friend Mario, he's a lawyer.  He suggested I get some legal advice from the municipality of Monterrey, and of course I called.  A young lawyer heard my case, and I asked him how to write a pardon letter and who would need to sign it.  I made 2 versions, in one version of the letter, all charges dropped, instant pardon.  In the other letter, I state that charges cannot be executed until 30 days have passed, it's a  weird outcome, to let a month go by and expect someone to naturally not execute, still, it was my best play to fool him.

Law enforcement came by and I had the paperwork in the office, my boss looked like a bitch, a real victim.  He wasn't gonna sign shit, and not a lot of people knew what was going on.  The events were being told and I mentioned that the whole truth was not being told, why would I get angry in the first place.  I noticed my keyboard was flashed, who did it?  The girl from administration spoke up and said the boss did it.  He had to admit it now.  Some of the coworkers faces changed, and understood my situation of pure rage.  "Let the record show that my boss is an imbecile for flashing a keyboard that held all the code for a project we were doing, if I do jail time, then he is a fucking moron".  His ego shattered again, he was being accused by my coworkers, they saw him attack me first, it was going to be another ball game.  But I took the paper out, and told him that there was no need to fight this now, that we should wait it out.  Yes, he did sign the 30 day thing, but the COPY, was the full pardon, and I didn't sign the 30 day shit.

There was just an original then.  Anyway, the paperwork got to a local judge and that was enough to spare me, I was off the hook.

BUT

30 days passed and I dunno why he was ticked off or something that he decided to throw me in the slammer, he had kept a non signed copy of the 30 day waiting period.  He just didn't know it was useless.  He proceeded to contact the judge, and was amazed to find out, that I had pwned him at a legal level that he could barely comprehend.  He didn't get to work for a few days, I had  become Ayahuasca itself, destroying his ego completely.  The admin girls knew, I wasn't to be fucked around, I did a true mastermind move, still it's something you can only do once.  I did it like a magician, while he was being bombarded by my coworkers he couldn't think straight, that's when I pulled a different sheet of paper, ready to be signed.

They reminded me of that back at the goverment office, it's the least they can do.  Still, even them reminding me doesn't activate the memory, I need to type it for some reason.

This ergodox isn't perfect though, I can't tent it.