My first time with PUBG

PUBG is a game I have watched mostly through youtube vids (Stonemountain64), sometimes Twitch streams.  I know what's going on, I have a good idea of how to approach it.

I recently got a semi-decent phone that can run pubg mobile and a guy from work told me to download PUBG.  So I did, downloaded 2 gigs of funny stuff.

I entered the lobby and tried to understand the controls a bit, saw the other players run around like usual.  Plane starts and I think I jumped early, but I did fly off for a while, trying to time it so that the chute would take a short time.

At this point, I was in the toilet, taking a deuce... it's funny because this game can be played taking a deuce, it is the epitome of productivity.  So, the first gun I get is a pump action shotty and some regular armor or something.  Some dude tries to kill me and a one-time him with the buckshot.  I learned to sprint, and I was having trouble looking around, if I tapped the screen a shot would go off.

As I progressed with my kills I had to end my deuce, so I entered a house, looted it and I went prone while I cleaned myself (no bidet, unfortunately).  As I cleaned myself I would look down on my phone just to see my char stay prone and little status messages would pop up, players killing other players.

After washing my hands and flushing my demons away, I took back control and acquired a good ol Vector gun.  I equipped it with a holo site, green laser and suppressor.  Boy o boy, I knew I was in for a treat when I saw only 10 were left.  There were moments of stress as I took fire from flank or the back, but I was so well equipped, so drugged to the eyeballs, it was hard to stop me.  My biggest gripe was my unintentional shooting, I really lost some ammo with the vector until I put it on 3 round burst.

At the very end I went into a small toolshed and waited for the last dude, what dumbass, he could've lobbed a grenade at me, but I'm guessing that's impossible since it's on mobile you can barely do shit.
The screenshot doesn't do it justice, I ended my spree with an m4 instead of the vector, oh well...